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My Name is Emmalene.
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Enjoy.

The key to watching Frozen is stopping the movie at the precise moment between when it ends & when Demi Lovato starts singing and ruins everything.

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21 hours ago

Qualities I look for in a man:

  • extremely intelligent
  • very attractive
  • socially inadequate
  • douchey as all get out
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22 hours ago

"Time can come and wash away the pain, but I just want my mind to stay the same…to hear your voice, to see your face…There’s not one moment I’d erase. You are a guest here now.”

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2 days ago
My piercings make me feel like walking art.

My piercings make me feel like walking art.

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5 days ago

One day someone will return my love and respect.

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2 weeks ago

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

(via joegilgun)

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1 month ago

Thanks to autocorrect for simultaneously making me sound more drunk and less drunk than I actually am.

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1 month ago

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

(via sabrielschild)

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1 month ago

an actual sentence from an actual paper I actually wrote and actually turned in and actually got an A on

"For example, cuddling would be a cultural norm at this point in the process, as it is generally accepted to cuddle after sex."

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1 month ago
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