SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT.
Hello Sir or Madam.
My Name is Emmalene.
Here are some elephants and some posts.
Enjoy.

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

(via joegilgun)

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2 weeks ago

Thanks to autocorrect for simultaneously making me sound more drunk and less drunk than I actually am.

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2 weeks ago

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

(via sabrielschild)

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3 weeks ago

an actual sentence from an actual paper I actually wrote and actually turned in and actually got an A on

"For example, cuddling would be a cultural norm at this point in the process, as it is generally accepted to cuddle after sex."

Posted
3 weeks ago

remember that one time I wrote a paper on losing your virginity?

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3 weeks ago

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via metalhearted)

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3 weeks ago
stonedustghost:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Maybe yours doesn’t

stonedustghost:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Maybe yours doesn’t

(Source: iraffiruse, via gentleman-panda)

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3 weeks ago

The actual zodiac signs

fabulink:

Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay

(via fleetfauxes)

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3 weeks ago

I dreamt about wine last night. Help.

Posted
3 weeks ago
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