Thanks to autocorrect for simultaneously making me sound more drunk and less drunk than I actually am.
"For example, cuddling would be a cultural norm at this point in the process, as it is generally accepted to cuddle after sex."
remember that one time I wrote a paper on losing your virginity?
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
Maybe yours doesn’t
Aries: really fucking arrogant
Taurus: bossy as fuck
Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan
Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot
Leo: talks way too much
Virgo: overanalyzes everything
Libra: probably hella boring
Scorpio: has a collection of knives
Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself
Capricorn: lucifer’s servant
Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental
Pisces: way naive and probably gay
I dreamt about wine last night. Help.